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» Ok I am not here.
I am not home right now nor am I around , But if you stop calling I will be. So leave a message after the beep and leave me alone. ...
Added on : 26-Aug-2005 Added by : Kristen Viewed : 1 times
» heaven and hell mix up
Your so stupid you had a dream you went to hell and thought it was heaven when the devil asked if you wanted all the fire you can have, you thought it as a good because he said he would give you all you can have. ...
Added on : 19-Dec-2004 Added by : alania Viewed : 1 times
» Nagging wife vs. drunk driver
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, ?Where have you been?? ?I've been to the pub,? slurs the drunk. ?Well,? says the cop, ?it looks like you've had quite a few.? ...
Added on : 18-Jun-2004 Added by : Paulus Viewed : 6 times
» Happy Meal
You're so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonald's on Lay-A-way. ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 15 times
» Red Shirt
Your so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts 'Kool Aid, Kool Aid' ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 13 times
» Slip Into Something Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma. ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 10 times
» Ahh The Suspense
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll let you know tomorrow. ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 10 times
» Very Poor
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, '4th bottle to the left.' ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 9 times
» Glass Wall
Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ...
Added on : 15-Mar-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 10 times
» Ugly Kids
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom. ...
Added on : 17-Jun-2004 Added by : Durigu Rares Viewed : 11 times

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